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48v. Upgraded Battery.
Max. Speed: 23mph.
Will go 33 miles total distance off a full charge until dying.
Sick of paying for car insurance? Sick of paying for gas? Sick of driving a car? Sick of accidents? Sick of being prone to encounters with enforcers of the police-state that we currently live in?
Or maybe you just want to help that awkward step-father / step-son dynamic that you just found yourself in by making an impulse purchase guaranteed to help smooth things over with your girlfriend’s teenage son (Don’t ever call him step-son until you’ve at least 10 years with her-personal experience. But hey-every dynamic is different, I digress).
Do yourself a favor and buy what Henry Ford had in mind-and I’m not talking about what he famously (or infamously, since life pre-industrially allowed for one to live, prosper, and provide for their own family by living off their own land e.g hunting without having to be slaves to their paymasters) designed-I am talking about the type of character and the [great] man that he was-and I am talking about the creativity in this mans mind that had to be present in order for him to come up with and assemble such ingenious and ambitious projects- which ended up culminating the definition of an era-and a dream- a dream which would subsequently become to be known as “the American Dream”.
As previously stated, this golf cart will go 33 miles until dying. I proved this myself when I drove from Hollywood to Doral. And back. Albeit with about an hour of charge. After calculating diligently, I was able to determine the following:
Distance off a Full Charge: 27 miles
The first 3 miles are at top speed (approx. 23 mph), the next 10 miles are at approx. 20mph, the next 7 miles are at approx. 15mph, and the final 7 miles are at approx. 10mph – making for 27 miles total. It takes about 5-6 hours from when the low battery light comes on to charge the cart fully.
I do not recommend going to destinations (where you have no charging place) that are father than 27 miles as that last stretch from the 27th to the 33rd mile that I previously stated as the ultimate distance will be at a speed that is too dangerous [slow] even on the allowed roads for golf carts per Florida Statute.
But, There is a lot of leeway when it comes to driving these things, and most people don’t even know about it. It’s so low-key that if you see this post, please do yourself a favor and don’t even share it- because that person will probably buy it before you do. They are rare-and don’t come by often- because most are owned by old golfers in nice gated communities, and it’s not something they’re looking to sell anytime soon…because older people…just…golf…and….keep on…golfing….
As long as your not an as*hole driving this- be prepared to enjoy life the way cowboys like Billy the Kid did back in the 19th century. The way our lives were meant to be lived.
The golf cart you see pictured in this listing also comes with the original battery charger and 2 100ft extension cords-in other words-you could go cross country with this, and then they’d make a movie on you like they did with that guy who did it on a lawnmower.
I am asking for $3,900.
Because This vehicle is a Godsend. It’s a true all-terrain, will-never-let-you-down electric-vehicle from a time where technology and innovation still operated like they wanted people to buy their product (and most importantly, keep) as a result of the quality-rather than today, where the prerogative for these companies when developing these products is for the consumer to -keep buying- their “newer” product (with less quality than in years prior) -repetitively-, and quite frankly, incessantly.
Thus, they are effectively assisting in the character assassination of the “American Dream” that Henry Ford once aided and abided, and showing us (very nefariously) the grand reveal of their new novel “the American Consumer”. No- it’s not a new book, it’s been out for a very long time-it just took them a while to put things into action. But it just so happens that in these last 5 years more people have been able to come across this book- and that makes me very happy.
And that’s why these types of conversations are worth wore to me than any piece of paper, gold, golf cart’s, and Ferrari’s in the entire world. No one can compare the value that I gain intrinsically in my heart and in my soul when I am able to convey as well as listen to others about these truths. I value spreading the truth more than I fear imminent danger. Think about that for a second.
“But who are they?”
I used to see this comment frequently, usually more often around election times, and usually in defensive fashion. Most likely, this question also comes up a lot during many American thanksgiving dinners, where you have different demographics, opinions, points of view, and recollections of revisionist history seated in close-quarters amongst each other.
But I did in fact hear this “But who are they?” phrase recently in a commercial (ironically they were making fun of this exact phrase)- I’m not sure if it was for Viktarvy or for Abilify…
Consume. Consume. Consume. Try to eat this craigslist post if you can. I’ve seen 10 burger king commercials in the last 30 minutes. What are they trying to do to us?
Although this is an ad for a golf cart post, we are brought back to what is probably the most important part and section of this entire listing: the answer to the question: “But Who are They?”
The best answer to the aforementioned question above-if it is ever asked to you-or, if you hear it, have heard it, or if you have a curious mind- has been written long ago- and herein lies the answer:
John 8:41-55 KJV
If you don’t have a King James Bible Version on hand, order one. But a simple Google Search will also do. (Good technology strikes again, Yay!)
$3,900 is a very fair price for this EV- given the stellar condition of the cart. It will get you anywhere, anytime- or as Robert De Niro said inversely in Taxi Driver- “any time, anywhere”.
There is a 2-seat bed kit already installed ($1,000 in value) with seatbelts added in the front and back ($500 value) making this an extremely desirable cart, because if you are a buyer looking at this post right now but you did not fit into either the “replacing my daily” or “new to an awkward family dynamic” character demographic, you might just be looking at this because you want something to be able to take out with the kids on the weekend. And that’s where the seatbelts come in for extra protection.
So you might just be looking at this post, living in a nice community, saw a golf cart on the street earlier and thought about buying something to take the kids out on the golf course or around the neighborhood on the weekend (I’m sure they’d be more than excited to do it themselves).
And that’s fine too. I’ve lived that perfect white-picket gated-community life until about 4 years old when my dad started giving in to his genetics that unfortunately caused him to value the petro-dollar more than our family, god, and Jesus Christ. Ironically it was through my upbringing [programming] in the U.S. (high school, college) that led me to these truths- which is indeed ironic because these studies are supposed to lead someone to the exact opposite- of which many in this country find themselves in [lost]. But it is also through my own curiosity about history that led me to “remove the curtain” that was covering these truths- which is a better way of saying “finding god” or “I found Jesus” both of which are hijacked statements that make you equate God and Jesus Christ with “crazy” as a result of movies, ads, and things your subconscious sees on an everyday basis since you were a little kid (especially in the U.S.). You are automatically groomed and programmed to think of these things as “weird” or as being “far out”.
I know this first-hand because that’s where I grew up, that’s how I grew up, that is how I thought, and that is how I was programmed.
But back to the golf cart-
It is like that girl you can’t forget about because yes- the curtains on this cart do match the drapes. Not only that, but this very-classy looking golf cart separates itself from the many other obnoxious illegal-looking street bikes in the nearby areas that piss cops off as well as local news channels- so even cops tend to respect you when they see you.
And, you can’t forget about the faux wood dashboard-which had to be faux (fake)- in order be the all-terrain outdoor beast machine that she is. Survive the elements-this cart will-Because survive the elements-this cart has.
And if you happen to find yourself in difficult terrain, this vehicle makes you feel like you’re in Jurassic Park. And it’s been a while since they’ve made a good one. But the closest feeling that I’ve gotten while on it was from the original (1993).
It is neither a “choppy” or an “unpleasant” ride, but rather, an elegant and a very smooth one- one that rivals any “smart car”, or car in which the person chose to pay insurance, gas, and car expenses for a car that is about half the size of this golf cart. But I digress again
When you’re driving this, no one in their right mind assumes that it’s your “daily driver”- they just assume “this person really does have class”.
And that really is what happens. Just don’t go to the Racetrack on Hollywood blvd past 1 am. Or some rapper will ask to use it for a music video.
The twin adjustable-speed fans attached to the dashboard provide for a very pleasant experience when stationary.
The windshield provides for an excellent view, and it’s as if you were in a drop-top- only with the 19th century American Dream still alive, well and intact.
If you find another golf cart in as good as working condition as this one, as classy and nice, for a better price-then go for it. But I just did a quick search myself and didn’t see anything under $6,200. That one specifically is from 2016 (which is much newer-which obviously comes with its pro’s- but remember what I said about the golden era of the late 90s Club Cars and how they were built in a different time; to be 1000% durable and last forever. Not to mention, this 2016 for comparison is an EZ-GO, and I don’t like ripping on other peoples’ listings, but when it comes to golf cart hierarchy, frankly EZ-GO is at the bottom of the tier list (after Club Car and Yahama).
Most of the compliments I get when I drive this are from girls. But, that’s not just because of the cart. Guys give me maybe just as many compliments too. Obviously it can’t be just the cart. My personality, aesthetic, and sense of fashion-the closest semblance of comparison of which comes from artists that are no longer with us- is very unique and maybe that’s why certain people seek me out.
Nevertheless, if anything I’ve written apart from the golf cart (or with regards to the golf cart) you’ve agreed with, has made you smile, or just simply made you think curiously for at least 5 minutes- @thepetrodolls is my band page-if you wish to embark on that journey.
However, if you are actually interested in purchasing the golf cart-please do not contact me there-as we still need a drummer-so the page isn’t being checked quite as often. (E-mail instead).
Finally, the reason that I am selling this is because I am moving out of the country in a few months so I must part ways with my precious EV- and I hope that it goes to an owner that respects what it is- and what it stands for- as much as I do.
Sebastian B
