We gotta give credit to the folks at OnlyInDade and @MiamiProblemss for capturing some of the craziest Miami Drivers. Here’s a run-down of some of the Miami madness caught on camera and shared on social media.
1 – Love Hurts
This incident shows a man hanging onto the hood of a sedan (it appears to be a siiver Ford Taurus). You’ll see the car then does a sharp U-Turn and the centrifugal force flings the man off the car and onto the wet pavement. Wow…
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2 – Cheap Tie Downs
Oye. They’ll give you some free nylon at Home Depot to help you tie down your load. Bro. That plywood is not secured at all. And the guy on top of it can easily go flying out of the vehicle when the plywood starts to slide off.
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3 – Life or Death
Okay, this one is scary. The cyclist is cutting in between traffic near what appears to be Brickell City Centre. He falls down in between lanes as vehicles are moving around him. His falls down near the rear wheels of a huge truck, possibly a concrete mixer. Watch the video for yourself. Scary.
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4 – If it fits it ships
All I can say about this one is that the guy who normally fills up this truck with fuel was probably not the one driving it on this day.
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5 – Rolling Debris
This one isn’t funny. You’re driving down the road minding your own business when someone else’s tire, construction gear, i don’t know what it was, but it rolled down multiple lanes to hits this poor driver’s vehicle. Fortunately, he maintained control and didn’t hit anyone else. However, his voice over reaction was completely @OnlyInDade.
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6. Watch out for Pedestrians
Usually the scary thing on Miami roads are other vehicles. This man declared he was going to be the biggest threat. Watch this man kick multiple vehicles threaten people and even kick a tractor trailer. Was this guy on FLACA? Be careful out there my fellow Miami drivers.
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7 – Car Pooling when Gas Prices Are Up
What’s wrong? First of all, that’s not a street legal scooter. No license plate. That also means no insurance when they hit your car.  Stay away from these locos. Next, the poor guy on the back is on his knees holding on for dear life. Clearly, this isn’t the safest thing in the world.
I don’t like to make fun of these guys, because it appears they’re in uniform and trying to get to work. That says a lot more than some of y’all reading this on welfare. Just keeping it real.
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8. Premium Parking
This one is hilarious. It’s a Suzuki SUV (not a Subaru bro) parked in an EV parking spot. But don’t worry, this ancient relic won’t get towed. He’s opened up the hood and affixed the charging cable to his gas powered engine. As the saying goes, “Only in Dade.”
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9 – Really…That Looks Safe
I know they’re making fun of this guy, but I love the ingenuity required to hoist a refrigerator and secure it to the back of this sedan. While it may look scary, this thing is tied down well and has the legally required red flags. As for safety, when you’re carrying a load, you’re mostly concerned about braking fast. People cut you off all the time. This fridge isn’t about to slide forward if the driver has to slam on the brakes. The driver is in full control of his acceleration speed. This guy gets an A for both effort and keeping it legal. Hope he has help unloading the fridge at home.
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10 – Need a Bigger Cop SUV
It’s a Ford Explorer, not the new Ford Bronco with a Sasquatch package. The Explorer has a ground clearance of 8.7 inches. Time to file an incident report.
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11 – Miami Bumper Cars
We don’t know if this driver got boxed in or what happened. Is the driver trying to get out after they boxed him/her in? Or is the driver slowly but surely shimmying the vehicle into the spot?
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12 – Miami-Dade Police Cruiser Loses Wheel
At first glance, this is kind of funny. You see the Police cruiser in a parking lot and he’s lost a wheel. My next thought was poor maintenance provided by the County on this vehicle. Then I thought, wait a minute. Some Police hater may have sabotaged and removed the bolts from this officer’s wheel to purposely cause this. My final thought is that this officer could have been driving at a high rate of speed when the wheel came off and could have killed someone. I know some of these videos can be funny. But it’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
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13 – Hanging on the Hood
This entry came from @MiamiProblemss. Dude is hanging on the hood of a car. The driver takes off, albeit slowly, with the man on the hood. I’m not sure if the man on the hood is the driver of the vehicle with the door open. It may be that the driver of the small car may have hit the other vehicle and then the man jumped on the hood? It’s speculative, but man, use your phone, get the tag of the other car and don’t risk your life. In this case, it doesn’t appear anyone was hurt. But what’s going through your mind that you think the best thing to do is to jump on the hood?
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